Monday, October 09, 2006
i spend frigging long changing the colors): haha! appreciate!
- You can tell if Marisa has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Marisa would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
- Marisa can be seen from space!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Marisa!
- Marisa once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- Marisa can not regurgitate!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Marisa!
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Marisa in 1504, after eighteen months work.
- If you chew gum while peeling Marisa then it will stop you from crying.
- Marisa has three eyelids!
- The liquid inside Chen Yuxi can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- Chen Yuxi has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
- Chen Yuxi was originally called Cheerioats.
- The most dangerous form of Chen Yuxi is the bicycle.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Chen Yuxi!
- Chen Yuxi can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Chen Yuxi.
- There are six towns named Chen Yuxi in the United States.
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Chen Yuxi', hated Chen Yuxi and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Chen Yuxi from each salad served in first class.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Liang Xian Wen.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Liang Xian Wen as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Liang Xian Wen.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Liang Xian Wen.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Liang Xian Wen.
- Liang Xian Wen can taste with her feet.
- It took Liang Xian Wen 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Liang Xian Wen, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
- Liang Xian Wenicide is the killing of Liang Xian Wen!
- Birds do not sleep in Liang Xian Wen, though they may rest in her from time to time.
- Hilary See cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Hilary See.
- Lightning strikes Hilary See over seven times every hour!
- If you lick Hilary See ten times, you will consume one calorie!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Hilary See!
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Hilary See!
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hilary See on!
- Research indicates that Hilary See will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- You should always open Hilary See at least an hour before drinking her!
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Hilary See.
- A Tricia Seowometer is used to measure Tricia Seow!
- Tricia Seow is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Tricia Seow supply.
- Tricia Seow once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- The liquid inside Tricia Seow can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Tricia Seow.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Tricia Seow!
- If you drop Tricia Seow from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- Tricia Seow has four noses.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Tricia Seow has 7!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Astrid!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Astrid to reach the earth's core!
- Astrid can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Astrid.
- Astrid cannot swim! (OMG! this is true!)
- A thimbleful of Astrid would weigh over 100 million tons!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Astrid.
- It is bad luck to walk under Astrid.
- Astrid can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Astrid.
- It can take Mei Yan several days to move just through one tree.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Mei Yan!
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Mei Yan.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Mei Yan.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Mei Yan not to hide but to look for water.
- Mei Yan can not regurgitate.
- If you cut Mei Yan in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Mei Yan.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Mei Yan as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Mei Yan can't sweat.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Amanda on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Amanda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Amanda !
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Amanda state'.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Amanda !
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Amanda .
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Amanda .
- Amanda is 984 feet tall! (i dunno but she's TALL!)
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Amanda !
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Amanda in 1504, after eighteen months work.
- Pacman was originally called Cherylman.
- More people are killed by Cheryl each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- Early thermometers were filled with Cheryl instead of mercury.
- Contrary to popular belief, Cheryl is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Cheryl was the first Tsar of Russia.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Cheryl state'.
- It took Cheryl 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Banging your head against Cheryl uses 150 calories an hour!
- Cheryl can sleep with one eye open.
- The first Cheryl was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Jinnie!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Jinnie.
- If you toss Jinnie 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Jinnie has 118 ridges around the edge!
- Half a cup of Jinnie contains only seventeen calories.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Jinnie!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jinnie.
- The porpoise is second to Jinnie as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- India tested its first nuclear Jinnie in 1974.
- Jinnie has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- The most dangerous form of Rebekah is the bicycle.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Rebekah has 7!
- Rebekah, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- More people are killed by Rebekah each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Rebekah.
- Rebekah has 118 ridges around the edge.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Rebekah.
- Rebekahology is the study of Rebekah.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Rebekah.
- If you drop Rebekah from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
- Regina is the world's tallest woman.
- Lightning strikes Regina over seven times every hour.
- Regina never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have Regina floating in their swimming pools.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Regina.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Regina.
- When provoked, Regina will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- Regina cannot swim!
- Reginaicide is the killing of Regina!
- In Chinese, the sound 'Regina' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
