Saturday, June 24, 2006
8 Things I Hate About Everyone... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!4. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?6. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.7. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?this was taken from ONG TING YONG's blogit was the funniest i could find
i mean, blog equals to talking bout ur life and all
but somehow he uses it to post the stupidest jokes
yea, weird i know.
SMART BOY
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get out of here. I'm smart and will answer the questions."The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny was MAD that Susie had answered the question first.The teacher asked another question, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny was even madder than before.The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John F.Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny was BOILING mad that he had not been able to answer to any of the questions.Then the teacher turned around and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"The teacher turned around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "ME, CAN I GO NOW?"this is another funny one.
sigh, he found it in the internet.
though it's not original
BUT he said he spent alot of time finding
-.- if you're interested in his blog. (hope not)
tag me, i'll consider putting the url her :)
haha, i'll stop posting if you think it's stupid! harhar
